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coat tailing 

The act of when driving, following the idea as such: Going faster than the slowest person but slowest than the fastest.

This way you can still drive over the speed limit but you use a "sucker" to be your buffer. They get a speeding ticket instead of you, thus you hide under their coat tail.

You stay in the pack of cars until someone willing to drive faster passes, you then accelerate to just under the speed they are going, riding on their coat tail. This way if there is a cop up ahead the guy you're coat tailing will be caught and you can slow down in case there is another nearby and not get in trouble. Then you wait for the next person to come along to coat tail. Works best on country roads, major highways and certain freeways as police will be in a single spot, watching both directions.

Doesn't work well on city streets when cops are common to come up behind you without you noticing. As well you don't want to be too close to the patsy as they may wise up and purposely slow down.
coat tailing by TSeuta June 1, 2007

Coat Check

a condescending way to describe a socially bankrupt residence or situation, resulting in the following behavior. after some safe-sex with a less desirable, discard your used condom into the tramp's spent orifice and leave quickly.
bro, that girl's house was disgusting! she had, fuckin', old phonebooks and kittens everywhere. i mean, yeah i fucked her, but i finished fast, hit the coat check, and bounced.
Coat Check by Schuyler The Liar October 4, 2010

coat your throat 

When smoking ganja, especially when using something heavy hit-wise (such as a bong), you drink thick milkshake as to coat your throat and shield yourself from the burning heat - hence the term 'coat your throat'.
If you really want to go for a high-class smoking session, you should seriously coat your throat whilst doing so. Such is the way of the ganja elite.
coat your throat by Spice Tropics September 3, 2013

Coat Hanger 

A person owning very expensive suits.
Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!
Coat Hanger by Migs!!! August 1, 2012

coat hanger 

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
coat hanger by Mayar September 19, 2006

Coat off 

Cool as a mother fucker. Comes from the idea that if you aren't wearing a coat, you must be cold or cool.
I'm hittin up this club coat off.
Coat off by iheartwhtppl February 19, 2011