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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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contempolonial

Late twentieth-century example of American architecture, which is characterized by an absence of the traditional ornament, associated with the architectural style it parodies. Early examples of the centempolonial were built to provide cheap, quickly built houses for G.I.'s returning home from World War II. Today, houses of this style are built to appeal to the widest group of potential homebuyers without regard to individual lifestyles. Synonyms include Ranchburger, McMansion, Contemporized Cape.
He's not a real builder, he builds contempolonial cookie-cutter houses.
by j.tonic February 16, 2005
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Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.
Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010
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contemperphobic

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.
"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet
by rainsom September 8, 2010
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Contemporary vernacular

A current mode of speaking that may confuse others who are not familiar with the current events and trends in society.
"We lurked out in the streets for a few hours but then she told me to come over so I came through cause it's really nothing."
"I have no idea what you said I am having a hard time grasping your contemporary vernacular."
by GENO May 8, 2013
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conteal

a word you can use to tell someone to stop being weird or awkward
Emma, conteal yourself, we are by hot boys.
by marliehahahah March 26, 2022
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Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!
by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017
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