cluk

An idiot of comical proportions; A person who tries to act cool when really coming off as the opposite

Tony is such a cluk.

by hadel875 September 5, 2010

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

clueless

A movie that was made in 1995. Clueless has the famous quote that my dad likes to use to scare off boys. clueless is a comedy film.

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."

"You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?"

"Clueless"

by tinkerbell10121 October 11, 2008

clue-goo

Semen (based on an episode of South Park season 10 episode 3) when the Hardly Brothers went to a 9/11 Conspiracy Party and they had raging "clues" (or evidence) to their mysteries through clues from erections.

"My clue was so strong that I almost squirted clue-goo all over Frank."

by Chris and Suny October 12, 2006

clute

a less formal and more acceptable way of saying the word "cunt"

Stop being such a clute!

by danny woodhead December 7, 2010

Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020

clunked

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

by sleepless221 February 4, 2010