clong

1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently

Ashriel clonged Coding with a pair of cymbals.

by WordTwister July 28, 2003

sweedish clog

a ronchy insult similar to skankwhore or slutface

stfu you stupid sweedish clog, youre nothing but a hoe.

by donttrip1234567 May 31, 2009

clever-clogs

someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally

Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

bowl clogger

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.

I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

popped his clogs

To literally die.

Did you hear about the old guy down the street? He finally popped his clogs,they found him yesterday.

by boomstick6699 December 30, 2013

Clit Clogging

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".

Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!

by John Agony October 31, 2007

clogged up

a vagina with a penis inside it.

Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.

by skeenster April 14, 2010