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Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.
by Matish May 5, 2021
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Clint Eastwood

Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom.
A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Clinton Corners

Such a small town in New York that nobody really knows where it is.
Jill - Im from Clinton Corners.
Jack - Where the hell is that?
Jill - I dont know...
by Tiff3141592654 December 22, 2008
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Clintasaurus

A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.
Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."
by teamramrodd January 18, 2012
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Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.
“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
by KaptKyle July 21, 2020
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pulled a clinton

A scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to fuck up the very last minute.
Person 1:"Bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. But then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line"
Person 2: "Nigga pulled a Clinton"
by BitchAssFggtRekt November 25, 2016
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Clinton legacy

by Lightcrossser July 19, 2003
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