Claude

A total shit-head with two thirds of his tiny dick shoved in his personality.
Will probably manipulate you and leave you cos he toxic as fuck, but then comes back like he's an obsessed bitch.

"My boyfriend left me even though I did nothing wrong!"
"Sheesh, sounds like a Claude to me."

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE March 10, 2022

Claude Bloodgood

The world's best chess player to have lived. Better than Magnus, talent at his level is one in many generations. At the age of 40, he managed to get to 2789 USCF without any formal training.

Damn, that guy Claude Bloodgood got to 2789 USCF in 4 years! What a genius!

by Spoder_sweg_gamer September 30, 2025

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018

Bitch tits Von Claud

Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.

Oi shoka you’re my Bitch tits Von Claud

by Ekewanka April 30, 2019

Claude

the mute lad from gta3 and san andreas innit

"..." -claude
"*cough*" -claude
"..." "dude you're such a claude"

by MethAndGatorade July 9, 2019

Claude-Naïca

Claude-Naïca is a sweet and very nice person. if you don't mess with her. she is loyal the best girl you will meet, and she always got her friend back no matter what.

If she claude-naïca just know she's the BEST!!

by Cutietfgirl1234 December 1, 2019

Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021