Bitch tits Von Claud

Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.

Oi shoka you’re my Bitch tits Von Claud

by Ekewanka April 30, 2019

Jean Claude

A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.

Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!

by horsedickloverxoxo June 4, 2017

Claude-Naïca

Claude-Naïca is a sweet and very nice person. if you don't mess with her. she is loyal the best girl you will meet, and she always got her friend back no matter what.

If she claude-naïca just know she's the BEST!!

by Cutietfgirl1234 December 1, 2019

Claude-Naïca

Claude-Naïca is a sweet and a unique name just get to know her you will LOVE HER!!!! and is a very nice person. if you don't mess with her. she is loyal the best girl you will meet, and she always got her friend back no matter what she is sweet like candy

If she's goofy and nice she's a claude-naïca .

by Cutietfgirl1234 December 1, 2019

Claude

Claude is the main character of Grand Theft Auto III, a video game made by Rockstar Games in 2001. A silent protagonist, he doesn't say a word and just does as he's told. He was first seen in 1992, running an illegal racing ring in San Andreas. After he loses the garage to Carl Johnson, he moves to Liberty City with his girlfriend, Catalina. While robbing a bank in 2001, Claude is betrayed and shot in the face by Catalina, leaving him to be arrested. While being taken to jail, the Callahan Bridge is destroyed by a bomb set by the Colombian Cartel, allowing Claude and a fellow inmate known as 8-Ball to escape. After finding a hideout and getting situated in the city, Claude swears to get his revenge on Catalina.

Claude. A character so badass, he doesn't need to speak to get his point across.

by Some guy on UD August 28, 2020

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011