Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

by TheDarkBadger September 16, 2009

Clark kids

Your average lane stoner, usually is seen at Clark anytime from before 1st period to 7 pm, wears hoodies and always has a chrome bag with paint markers or spray paint in it, has beat up and tagged shoes and is usually saying things like “oh tru” or “do u need loud”, or “lemme chief a hit off that” music is always playing, usually goes to lane tech but schools like Lincoln park count too. On there stories you usually see videos of them ghosting blunts while lip syncing music. Sometimes they box or fight at Clark park but are usually too fucked up to care. If you go near clark with food, it will definitely get fiended and will be gone within 1 minute. These Stoners range anywhere to having no clout or a lot. Overall, Clark kids are pretty chill people to be around.

“I just smoked 3 blunts with these Clark kids”

by Coochie catcher November 21, 2018

sam clark

to have uncontrollable diarrhea fountains spray from your ass

John: Bruh last night I flooded my toilet when i encountered a sam clark.
Javier: Shit thats tough.

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on

yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

by extrapolariceflavor December 12, 2022

Clark Kent

Easy, he's superman!

Now introducing Daily Planet editor Clark Kent

by World Domination March 8, 2005

Rotnei Clarke

By the far the best 3-point shooter for the Arkansas Razorback basketball team, even HISTORY. His jersey number, 15, is also a rough estimate of how many women he sleeps with.
A day.

Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!

by Ulysses S. Brant December 2, 2009

Clark Griswold

Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.

(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much

(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.

John realized he went Clark Griswold on his house when he could see the lights from across town.

by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009