Cider nipples

That creepy guy who lives next to you in your low income neighborhood. Usually found watching your kids from his window without a shirt. We don’t about the rest of his clothes because he is behind a window. Gains the confidence when you’re gone to offer your small children beverages such as cider

Person 1: dude who’s that watching my kids from his window?
Person 2: don’t worry dude that’s cider nipples, he’s always there!!!!

by Nipplepeople November 14, 2020

Ciderrhoea

The hot molten shite expelled from one's anus after a heavy night on the saucey cider.The inevitable consequences of a delicious night.

My doctor said I must stop drinking cider.The next episode of ciderrhoea could kill me.

by BrendanDacey April 21, 2021

Cider-Me-Silly

When you're obliterated off hard cider and try to face throttle an inanimate object.

Mark's been in the hospital for a little over a year now. Last Christmas he cider-me-silly'd an outlet and got a lethal dose of electricity pumped into his meat hose. Turned it purple.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

ciderphile

A connoisseur of cider.

A good ciderphile can taste the nuances in well-made cider.

by Breadfat June 11, 2023

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

Trunk Cider

the thing you get when you leave unpasteurized Apple juice in the trunk of your car for several days in hot weather

I am so upset. That trunk cider I made last week left a huge mess in my car. The upholstery is ruined.

by Monkey484&4’didiekr October 10, 2018

Cindersmella

A stinky princess.

I think the princess in the Haloween costume messed her pants, she's a real Cindersmella.

by devestment October 13, 2009