chump

by E Peez April 26, 2004
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chump

A combination of chest and dump. Refers to the act of taking a dump on someone's chest. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Dude, I totally took a chump on her chest last night.
If he doesn't watch out, he's gonna get chumped.
by spxfootball77 August 03, 2008
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Chump

Nickname for a particular type of person that makes you laugh and makes you wish you could shrink them into your hands and carry them around all day.
Hey, chump! Get over here, so I can pet you and feed you while you tell me funny stories all night.
by ChumpToChump January 09, 2015
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Chump

A person that oes something hypocritically and gets called on it.
"Will you all fucking shut up, we're gonna fucking get in trouble!" he gets in trouble for yelling "That's right, chump."
by Meld May 14, 2003
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chump pump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
by athena2013 November 18, 2013
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trump a chump

To take advantage of another who is less powerful, too trusting, and who needs something from you.
It’s hard to resist a round of trump a chump when someone is that hungry for the money and the spotlight.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 29, 2017
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Chump

a chump is a person completely devoid of humour, social skills, and has poor body smell. Chump best describes Aidan Price
Chump: Aidan Price, the killer of prostitutes
by Mikestainless November 04, 2008
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