Christmas
An Excuse for Americans to have outrageous parties to get drunk, spend hundreds of dollar for gifts their children want and throw away after a few days and egg nog.
christmas
christmas by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004
christmas
The time of year when Santa rises from the dead. Hypnotises a couple of reindeer hanging out in a log cabin to be his slaves and uses them to carry his fat carcass to small childrens house and lick the naughty ones whilst emptying his bulging red sack down the chiminey of the good ones...then killing the reindeer and storing them in the freezer...
christmas by Dr Fennopolis December 31, 2003
Christmas
New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.
25th of December