Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?
Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock
Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!
Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock
Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!
by Irreverent Reverend February 17, 2022
by randomtestaccount June 27, 2022
A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024
A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.
Synonyms: man eater,
Synonyms: man eater,
by Deepderper July 16, 2017
I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.
by crashedchipper March 11, 2021
The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019