Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

Chipper

Another name for a pencil sharpener in the south of Ireland.

Hey Dave, can ya pass me your chipper? I need to sharpen my pencil.

by Shaun Baun January 8, 2021

Chipper

A cute but insufferable jerk, that's opinion lowers the IQ of the room.

Referring to the chicks at an egg farm that are tossed in the wood chipper.

Look, I know you aren't a Chipper but thats some seriously dumb shit you are saying..

by EchosNineteen February 12, 2021

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

Chipper tuesday

April 6th is national chipper tuesday! Go get yourself a kebab!!!

Hey, happy Chipper tuesday

by Chipperchipper April 6, 2021

Chocolate Chipper

A black person that conforms to stereotypes.

Person 1: Do you see that Jolly African-American over there rapping?
Person 2: Yeah he's a fucking Chocolate Chipper.

by Penisdickfacetits January 18, 2012

Chipper Chi

The happiness and good spirit essence that emanates from an individual.

Her chipper chi is way too strong Monday morning at work. I haven't had any time to wake up yet!!

by HomeSkillet85 March 4, 2011