yea sip that chardonnay

Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND

guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay

by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011

Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.

Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.

by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008

cHarmony

an official dating website for "sexy" cats. Specifically NOT to be used by ugly cats. (cats can and will be rated ugly or sexy). this website is used by all of about 5 people and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives. MEOW.

"Hey friend, I'm feeling pretty lonely today"
"Me too, lets go check out cHarmony!!!"
"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"

Tiger: Shalom! I'm a SUT looking for a SUQ!"

by CrazyCatChicks December 18, 2011

Chardonney

The most beautiful, talented, and amazing person you will ever meet. She's shy but freaky and has a very bubbly personality. She walks with uncertainty but she loves to express her feelings with friends and in her journal. She will always care for you no matter what and will be there for anyone who needs a helping hand. Once you have one, don't let her go.

Chardonney is the love of everyone's dreams.

by oof202 May 28, 2018

Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.

Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.

by REDxIV January 16, 2011

The Charbonneau Commission

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014

Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.

Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!

by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013