Californian Snake Charmer.

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').

yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'

by paul_styles November 14, 2010

Snake Charmer

A snake charmer is a man who is gay.

John: Are you gay?
Michael: Yes.
John: I knew you were a snake charmer!
Michael: Screw You!

by Kaheem E. September 16, 2005

charmer

A charmer is an unexpected strong scream, always freaking the crap out of the person receiving the charmer, and usually in the form of the sound "WAOW!". Charmer is a misnomer, since the scream isn't charming at all, just weird and obnoxious. Featured in the song, "Charmer", by Kings of Leon.

Tim: "So yesterday, at school, I was talking to-"
Holden: "WAOW!"
Tim: "Shit! Stop it with the charmers!"

by That_One_BV_Guy June 13, 2009

Snake Charmer

When a guys get random boners through out the day at inappropriate times

Did You see Aj at the park? He is such a snake charmer

by Kit_Katz November 18, 2016

snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

cHarmony

an official dating website for "sexy" cats. Specifically NOT to be used by ugly cats. (cats can and will be rated ugly or sexy). this website is used by all of about 5 people and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives. MEOW.

"Hey friend, I'm feeling pretty lonely today"
"Me too, lets go check out cHarmony!!!"
"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"

Tiger: Shalom! I'm a SUT looking for a SUQ!"

by CrazyCatChicks December 18, 2011

Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts

I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer

by Channman March 2, 2017