Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
by Jag III November 13, 2004
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A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.
by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010
Get the Chinese Chapstick mug.A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.
<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.
by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005
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Get the chaps mug.Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"
Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."
Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."
by He's Electric September 30, 2010
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