When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!
Ron: Damn.
Ron: Damn.
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I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.
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Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.
When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
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Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
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Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
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