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crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.
by behemoth887 July 8, 2009
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clapping

high-fiving yourself repeatedly because you're lonely
Person A started clapping bc everyone else was high-fiving each other and he was lonely.
by thatothersleepyperson May 1, 2019
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crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.
I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.
by C--money December 21, 2005
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Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013
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Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.
Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015
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one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012
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you capping

a hood or “ ghetto “ slang most 20th century adults and kids use . mostly to say somebody is lying or not being real .
i’m not going back to him we DONE “

“ you capping sis . “
by Bxby girl 🦄🤙🏾 June 1, 2019
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