pack the camel

Pound the pussy.

She is so hot, I'd totally pack the camel.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

SALTY CAMEL

When you take a dump that is so massive some of it sticks up out of the water.

I ate two bags of Fritos last night and blasted a salty camel this morning.

by Meathand May 18, 2006

camel toe slide

A form of sex without penentration. The man lies on his back the woman stradels her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"

by Footlong September 11, 2005

2 camels in a tiny car

A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.

Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."

by mrypen February 17, 2010

Camel lights

The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.

Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?

Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.

by DXMan997 June 8, 2015

Sleep Camel

Someone who somehow manages to go for long periods of time on very little sleep, much like a camel goes without water.
Usually a term used to describe a parent of a very young child, or a student pulling an allnighter.

I'll have to become a Sleep Camel until I finish writing my papers

by Lunar Lupine October 27, 2010

Chabely

Chabely's are one of a kind. They're beautiful & hilarious to be around. They're always in a good mood & have a big impact on others. They lighten up the mood, if you're in a bad mood they will always make you forget all your worries. They'll stick with you through thick & thin and help you through all the rough paths. Most Chabely's are light eyed petite girls, but they're image goes perfectly with their personality. A Chabely is someone you need in your life, you may only come across one or none but if you do find one keep them close because i promise they're worth holding onto.

Awe look at little chabely!
Chabely you're hilarious.
"Damn shawty what's your name ?" "Chabely"
Only met Chabely a month ago & we're already super close!

by The Baybe June 13, 2013