caffiending

the absolute need for caffeine intake. normally occurs in the morning before anything deemed productive can take place.

Khump: "i can't concentrate right now, i'm totally caffiending"

BLaz: "get out of my office and go to the starbucks across the street"

by Khump January 5, 2011

Caffiend

1 - A person hopelessly addicted to caffeine

2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional

1 - "Dude, it's 10am and that's like your fifth cup of coffee!" "I know, I'm a caffiend and cannot function without it."

2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."

by Mighty Wombat September 13, 2013

caffeining up

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.

Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.

by yogapranam March 16, 2014

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Caffeined

Energized , wide awake

I'm all Caffeined up for school.

by FirmaFitz July 23, 2015

caffeinism

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

by Slentz42 July 13, 2017

chauffriend

A person with whom you are friends solely because they have a car and you do not.

"Are you going to invite Steve to the party?"

"No, he's not really a friend, he's just a chauffriend."

by AcuraMX5 March 6, 2022