Nick Carpenter

n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov

That raging gay is Nick Carpenter

Nick Carpenter by agsdfgbsbfhyj March 23, 2009

the carpenter 

Add:

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

the carpenter by Mal Mal August 17, 2006

Drunken Carpenter 

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

Drunken Carpenter by Morgan Candlelight December 14, 2009

The Walrus and the Carpenter 

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.

Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.

The Walrus and the Carpenter by Dream69420 May 22, 2009

Sabrina carpenter 

She’s that blonde girl 🙂👱🏻 ♀️

“And ur probably with that blonde girl…”
Sabrina carpenters new song throws shade!!

Sabrina carpenter by I love miraculous 3000 May 23, 2021

William Carpenter 

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

William Carpenter by txtboy91 August 6, 2008

Charlie Carpenter 

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

Charlie Carpenter by mysterygirl0990730947 May 28, 2011