Car

A living piece of shit that was found in the toilet.

The car went vrooooooooom.

by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 7, 2022

The Car

“Boy, I'd love to have that car,"
I whispered to my Dad
"I've always heard a mustang flies”
We could fix it up and make it new again
All it needs, is just a little time

Daddy’s hardly ever home

Since Momma passed away
He's always workin' overtime
I know that he could not afford to buy that car
Even though, he'd love to make it mine

But It's not the car that I'm needing
Just a chance to be with him
I know that once these days roll past us
They will never come again

So little time, and we spend way too much apart
There would always be a part of us
Together in that car

Finally let go of that dream

And the time we could have shared
It was a distant memory
Until last fall a call came sayin' Dad was gone
Could I come quick, he left a note for me

Buried Dad right next to Mom
Up on Crowley's Ridge
And there I said my last goodbyes
I opened up the note, and found a set of keys
"Here's your car son, I hope it flies"

But it’s not the car that you're needing
Just my chance to be with you
I hope you understand I always did
The best that I could do

So little time, and we spent way too much apart
Now there will always be a part of us
Together in that car

Yes, there will always be a part of us
Together in that car

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Car

A car is go vroom vroom! Car go fast!

A car is a land vehicle that contains 4-12 pistons. Carl-benz created the first car.

When you turn on car it make loud noise

by Deitz and nuts February 9, 2022

Car

Vroom vroom

Cars are a part of the transportation industry

In your life, you will see about 25,000 cars in your life.
Some people may think too little or that's too much

You\yn: I just got my first car!

Mom/Dad: how much did it cost?

You/yn: It was actually pretty cheap only 4 thous-

Mom/Dad: 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!?!?!!?.. is it used?

by Mybrain=Caca November 11, 2021

Car

A gang or group that will watch your back and expect you to do the same.

"Yo homie you in this car?"

by DEE! March 3, 2009

CARS

n. Chronic Ass-Rape Syndrome; a condition characterized by the inflamatio of the rectal area after excessive or continuous insertions due to unwanted anal sex. Causes general discomfort and possibly acute pain. In rare, severe cases, surgery is needed to repair the anal cavity. Found generally in males and females of low self-esteem or those easily influenced by alcohol and/or "date rape" drugs. There is no know cure for this condition, however, if symptoms are found, see a doctor immediately for possible treatment and discontinue the drinking of alcohol at parties to avoid entering a situation in which you could be anally raped.

"HAHAHAH did you hear? She has CARS from getting raped up the ass so many times!"

by Henry6969 January 19, 2006

Carness

Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko

Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness

by Ramranch81 March 7, 2019