caveman built

When a system, process or workflow lacks an intuitive look and feel because the person that built or designed it had no idea what they were doing. Dealing with a website or system that looks like it was built by a neanderthal, when you obviously live in the 21st century and expect best in class...

Have you seen the new website, its complete junk and its very difficult to navigate around without getting lost, stuck or confused. We asked for best in class look and feel so even our lowest level employee, Jimmy, could use it. Caveman ready, not Caveman built!

by RocketJohn December 9, 2008

cavemanning

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit

"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning

by shpawk December 5, 2009

Caveman

An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked

Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?

Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman

by Killa Mix Masta April 23, 2009

caveman

Taliban muslim living in caves, both physically and figuratively.

I like that we are bombing those cavemen terrorist scumbags.

-or-

These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!

by steaks December 15, 2003

Caveman

When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.

Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!

by Pokemonliveinmybutt July 3, 2009

caveman peek

Wedging two fingers in the ass so one can peek inside.

So, last night I gave her a caveman peek.

Did you hear about Johnny? Yeah, he was fucking a chick and got some mud on his dick so he had to give her a caveman peek.

by untappedhi9 June 19, 2010

caveman eyebrow

To have eyebrow hair that is thicker and extends from the brow bone

When I saw them man get his eyebrow stuck on the door walking out , it was then I realized he had caveman eyebrows

by Richard Friction August 16, 2018