the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel

"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."

by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007

Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.

"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."

by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013

Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.

Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"

by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007

Dartmouth Caesar

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink

(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"

by Nickels McNiner June 25, 2009

Sandbox Caesar

A Sandbox Ceasar is business person, usually in middle management, who was bullied as a child (in the sandbox) and has to make up for it as an adult by being a rude, power-mad, greedy asshole. Will walk over anyone to prove they can't be picked on anymore. They want to be as powerful as Julius Caesar, which is why they act like total douchetards.

"Did you hear Christine going off in that meeting? She was backstabbing everybody to make herself look good."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."

by Black@Heart December 15, 2009

Creamy Caesar

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.

When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.

by extremeatheist October 30, 2011

Foolius Caesar

An extreme fool, of such a level, that their sheer foolism can be compared to Julius Caesar's fame and power.

Foolius Caesars often believe that Julius Caesar invented Caesar salad, and this is one of the main criteria for someone to be called Foolius Caesar.

Bob: That fool thinks that Julius Caesar invented Caesar Salad!

James: Ha, what a Foolius Caesar!

by Wagwanator December 5, 2012