crotch jumble

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area

"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"

by StefanStamp June 11, 2008

Dune Crotch

When you spend a good deal of time in the sand, whether it be at the beach or other sandy areas, and you come to realize that you have sand caked up in your lower groin. It creates a noticable discomfort known as "dune crotch."

"I should've taken a shower, I've got such bad dune crotch.."

by Cristo Tejada August 17, 2011

Crotch Droppings

Kids, especially bratty ones.

She has eight crotch droppings with eight different baby daddy.

by MysteryGrrl August 3, 2005

crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Crotch Vampire

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008

crotch corn

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

by tobytime October 28, 2009