Beef Bugle

Blow job - when the knob is held with one hand and gingerly sucked on the tip so it looks as if it is being played instead of sucked

Goodnight love.....before you go to sleep do you fancy playing the last post on my beef bugle......you do!!!, wank durch.

by Rifleman59 May 7, 2010

beef iguana

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford

pick up your beef iguana

by Nutcrack October 6, 2015

beef tart

When you're sweet as pie but strong like beef

Evan said "come here beef tart!"

by Ė:;v$/an August 12, 2017

hellish beef

generally "extremely good"
common in UK during mid-70s when it was most often applied to rock music, in which context it would also imply "strong" or "powerful"
the opposite was helluva tame, generally but not necessarily used in a derogatory context.

Barker: "what kind of sounds do you dig, man?
Tender:
"Oh, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Heep .... any hellish beef stuff really"
Barker:
"Yeah me too, Zep are the men - I even like their helluva tame stuff on Zep 3"
Tender: "Wheyyy.... look at that guy with the hellish beef prime Plant locks over there!"
Barker: "Yeah, he looks beef but he's carrying a helluva tame Cat Stevens album under his arm"

by Llep Iorwyn July 24, 2006

Bell-Beefer

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.

"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

no worries beef curries

A Hawaiian Pidgin phrase that is used to say that there is no cause for concern or worry.

sole 1: Ho brah! We wen run out of rice!

sole 2: Eh no worries beef curries, we get one KTA's right down da street.

by Bu La'ia Love January 23, 2018

hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

by josh February 18, 2003