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Missouri hillbilly buzzer 

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?
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Last second buzzer beater

When ones wife or girlfriend is pleasuring herself and finishes right as her man is getting home, and nearly gets caught.
Kimberely just finished rubbing her pussy and came just as dennis walked in door and said hey babe whats for dinner, as she thinks dam i just completed a last second buzzer beater.

Snizz Bizzer 

Another slang for a female vibrator. It is inserted into a woman's snizz, or vagina, then turned on to vibrate, or bizz, inside of her.
Before a hefty night of scissoring, Jenna and Teresa decided to warm each other up with some hot snizz bizzer action.
Snizz Bizzer by Chase Steenburg December 21, 2008

washington buzzards 

a slang term used to describe the Washington bullets/wizards franchise. It combines their new team name with the old to portray a very accurate description of the general state of the franchise.
Did you hear Lebron James dropped a triple double on the Washington Buzzards last night? They sure are pathetic!
washington buzzards by chrisdacraker February 23, 2010
That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.
"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"
Buzzed by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

barely buzzed 

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.
"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"
barely buzzed by turk10777 August 28, 2014
A person who is totes magotes tolerant of your sassy yet sometimes depressive nature, A best friend, a wife, someone who can say maha and pffft in the same sentence, sometimes their penis might be soft.
Me; Dude, my Budzer is the very best friend that anyone could ever have!!!
Budzer; thanks dude, heehee!!!
Budzer by Michiefor October 21, 2020