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butterfinger 

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.
Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩
butterfinger by TheAguirres November 19, 2018
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Butterfinger 

Where u butter your phalanges and finger an asshole
My girlfriend gave me the biggest butterfinger I’ve ever gotten last night.

Butterfingerer 

A butterfingerer is a person who likes butter. Butter is a fatty substance, so it is clear why many people like to use their fingers to play with it. Many children like to butterfingerer because it is very fun to do. Many people may mistake this for buttfingerer but be warned, these are nothing alike.
I butterfingerered while having dinner.

butterfinger gargoyle 

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.

double butterfinger 

The action of finger a girls vagina and asshole using only melted butter as a lube.
My principle gave me a double butterfinger this morning.

spicy butterfinger 

A sexual act where chili powder or oil is secretly added to anal lubricant before applying
Mike surprised Denise in the bedroom with a Spicy Butterfinger. She was furious for days

manmade butterfinger 

A butterfinger that you've seen made in a factory full of men.
Bro, I just ate a manmade butterfinger, it was so good.