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Bustedtees

The company with the annoying ads of all the girls wearing t-shirts on urbandictionary
You "Rish" you were drunk?...Alrighty then.

Bustedtees have lame jokes on them
by Allthenamesaretaken111 April 19, 2007
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busted can of biscuits

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.
Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.
by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005
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busted ass bitch

1. Girl who has been ran through by the whole gang

2. Girl who's eyeliner is streaming down her face after choking on dick for an hour
Jane just sucked 50 cocks and now she looks like a busted ass bitch.
by SoloooooDolooooo November 6, 2018
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Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007
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busted spokes

A condition where one has weak sphincter tone (tightness) due to repeated dilation for insertive intercourse. When there is good sphincter tone, the anus appears small with lines radiating outward, like the spokes on a bicycle wheel. When the sphincter tone is weak, the anus appears oblong and the lines radiate outward in an uneven and haphazard structure. Thus looking like busted spokes.
I was tapping that ass from the rear and when I looked down I noticed she had busted spokes so I knew I was going greek that night.

As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.
by Hoof-Hearted August 4, 2008
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shaking the bushes

looking for something; looking for something to do; or thinking of ideas
Person 1: Have you had any ideas for a story lately?

Person 2: No. I'm shaking the bushes trying to come up with something.
by JohnnyFive1983 April 20, 2007
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busted daisy

an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission
Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted daisy in my shorts.
by Doug Mesner May 5, 2004
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