buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

Buffegas

The name given to Las Vegas for those who go strictly to enjoy the buffets.

Lisa: "Another plate of spare ribs?!"
Gail: "Look. What happens in buffegas STAYS in buffegas"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Buffet Basher

Buffet Basher- A person who doesn't wait to be seated at a table-they just grab a plate and go.

Joe's plate was filled before we were even seated-what a Buffet Basher.

by Kim Gregory December 9, 2008

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.

by jay duncan September 8, 2005

Buffer Zone

The empty urinal(s) between two guys using other urinals in a men's bathroom.

The bathroom was so crowded that I decided to use the stall instead of a urinal without a buffer zone.

by Liberty Jenkins September 5, 2005

Buffetish

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.

Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011