blitzmas

the shortest Christmas possible, for the modern day Scrooge

went back home for a Blitzmas with the parents

by craig aubrey February 4, 2004

blitzcrap

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea

Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

by Rayman the Canadian June 26, 2008

blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles.

Blitzkrieg type porn are fun and educational.

by turtlepower October 3, 2007

Myspace Hoar Blitz

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

by Mr.E.G. June 1, 2006

Blitzgiving

From the show: How I Met Your Mother; Blitzgiving is when someone{Blitz} leaves and awesome stuff begin happening. That day becomes a Blitzgiving day.

Yesterday was so awesome when the Blitz left we shall call that day Blitzgiving.

by GET CRNX November 29, 2010

Briezia

Briezia is one of the loyalists person you will know keep it real 100% honest and one of the baddest chicks you wil always know great friend positive person will not change for no one pretty unique name and intelligent

Briezia is very intelligent and pretty

by Bribrislay January 7, 2018

Best Blitzcrank NA

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.

Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.

by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016