ex boyfriend

a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?

by randomlybored January 11, 2009

Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

by Chelsealane June 11, 2008

boyfriend drop

Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.

Related to girlfriend drop.

Harvey: 'She boyfriend dropped in our last conversation but I'm still interested.'

by The New Musicologist October 31, 2007

boyfriendectomy

The process of successfully moving in on a hot girl who currently has a boyfriend. This process can take anywhere from one night to several months of diligent work (i.e. being a "sympathetic ear" regarding her problems with said boyfriend).

Eileen complained a lot about the guy she had been dating for a year, so I decided it was time to perform a boyfriendectomy.

by CraigC July 24, 2008

ex-boyfriend

the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)

One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!

by laurenbell December 31, 2010

my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you

Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

Boflexing

When you wife gets caught cheating.

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.

by Screwed over September 3, 2013