Valtteri Bottas

A very sexy f1 driver from Finland who Michael thinks is Spanish. I like his beard

“ Valtteri Bottas I think he’s Spanish, he should be called vincente bottas”-Michael 2021

by Ozzy230 January 21, 2021

time in a bottle

song written by Jim Croche

if i could save time in a bottle, the first thing that i would like to do, is to save every day till eternity passes away just to spend them with you

by Shockakahn March 21, 2004

bottig

A man who indulges in older women because their lack of menstruation.

Dude, Alex is such a bottig, his girlfriend is like 55, and her boobs are sagging. But at least he can screw her all month. Lucky bottig.

by Michael T Mazza March 27, 2009

Bottle of Jack

A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.

daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"

by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010

bottle of bub

Bottle of Champagne

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.

by Mark October 8, 2003

Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

by johnny alans February 19, 2010

bottle pop

When you take an empty water bottle (usually the half-liter size) and begin twisting it in the center while the top is still on. Once you've twisted it to a point where you can go no further, you aim the bottle and carefully twist off the cap. The pressure inside of the bottle shoots the cap off and makes a distincive 'pop' sound. Failure to remove the cap quickly enough usually results in a 'fizzler'.

"A true bottle pop can go as far as 100 ft."

by Psylicide September 26, 2005