Bornstein

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009

Brest

The process whereby you have your stomach removed and replaced with a goon bag then fall asleep.

Derived from the contraction of "Booze" and "Rest".

Peta: Hey, does anyone have a steak knife, a needle, some thread, a piece of gauze, a bag of goon and a bottle fo sleeping pills? I'ma get my brest on.

by Warrio April 8, 2009

bresticals

When a man's testicals are like the size of a womans breast. This is not a good thing. They are normaly really fucked.

Bob has bresticals

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003

Borgster

The ultimate evolution of the retard.

person 1: gay gay gay

person 2: goddamnit is that Borgster in disguise?

by Sithl0rd March 1, 2004

bordest

Bordest is word word used by dipshits, that cant think of a word to express how "Bored" they are.

You think why is it spelt how it is?? It's because they have such poor language techniques that they cant even spell "bored".

Tayla Jane is the "bordest" dumbshit in Australia.

by Tayla's bintang buddy January 2, 2012

bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012