Bonner

It’s a LAST NAME if you didn’t know, not boner. It’s a French last name pronounced “von-er” and not “bonnn-er” like the Americans wanted it to be.

“Your last name is boner?”

No it’s Bonner.

“Bonner? (American accent)”

No it’s bonner. (French accent)

by yoshieater November 13, 2022

bonery

something characterized by performative, often excessive excitement

"I wish the ice cream man wouldn't drive down the street at 6 am, and it gets the kids all bonery"

"Every time the doorbell ring, the puppy gets all bonery and won't stop barking"

by dicktionaryite February 17, 2023

Bonkery

A state of overwhelming excitement and irrational joy that erupts when things are soaring beyond belief. Bonkery strikes when the impossible feels normal, and everyone acts like the good times will never end.

"Bro the bonkery is fucking insane— we are going to retire!"

by jim7868 April 27, 2025

Seth Bonner

Seth Bonner is the living embodiment of happiness. When he smiles, one cannot resist smiling profusely and being filled with joy.

When Seth Bonner smiles, my head goes blank and instantly I can feel joy running through every inch of my body.

by kattaliciouskat April 17, 2015

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.

Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus

by ThatOneGuyWhoMadeTomClarke July 16, 2018

Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.

Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”

by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018