Blord

To sexually assault a small kangaroo with nothing on but a cowboy hat.

Guy 1: Man I walk in on my little brother blording.
Guy 2: Hahahaha.. thats disgusting man. Seriously move to Germany.

by General Sausage May 20, 2008

bludget

a female pickpocket

a woman common theif

Every man is a sucker to the sticky fingers of the East River Bludget

by starrats December 29, 2007

bludclot

Jamaican swearword, patois contraction of blood cloth eg tampon. Frequently used with the word dutty (dirty) eg dutty bludclot = used tampon

him is a dutty bludclot

by jason london July 11, 2006

bludge

verb
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)

2. (intr) to evade work

3. (intr) Archaic to act as a pimp

noun
a very easy task; undemanding employment

* This guy just bludge at work

* He was sacked for bludging on the job.

* Hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!

by don loco February 11, 2010

Bluddah

Term for ones male friends. Combo of words 'Blud' & 'Bruddah'

Sup bluddah where are you?
Yeah, I've known him for years he's my bluddah
Ay, raaar!! bare yat's in dis club bluddah!

by Des Milton December 6, 2010

dole bludger

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.

1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.

by Treeshrew November 18, 2004