thumber bummer

when a guy tries to use his thumb to finger a girl with the intention of pleasuring her, but it backfires and she does not enjoy it.

Everything was going for smoothly for Larry with the girl of his dreams until he inserted his thumb into Tara's juicebox and produced no more than a thumber bummer.

by Harry Rose September 4, 2010

Bummer

When something bad happens.

- Bummer! There's a hole in the boat
- Bummer! There's a bomb in the bus
- Bummer! There's an old person in the car
- Bummer! There's a dead guy in the airplane
- Bummer! There's a blind guy driving the mini-van
- Bummer! There's a hippy in the Anti-Earth hour national meeting
- Bummer! There's a Jew above Hitlers grave
- Bummer! There's a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus

by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010

Bummer

Old fashioned UK slang term for a homosexual man.

There goes a right couple of bummers.

by Mr Wibble July 9, 2007

Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Blumper

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.

When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews

by Ezekiel November 11, 2003

Sheala Blummert

The girlfriend of child actor Finn Wolfhard.

Millie: Oh I sure wish I was Sheala Blummert!
Sadie: Yeah, she has the hottest boyfriend alive!

by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018

Bummer bite

A bite from a hotdog that contains all bun and no hotdog. Also, works for hamburgers and like foods.

Ah man...I just got a bummer bite! Why do they make the bun twice as long as the hotdog!?

by dwwrobertson February 12, 2009