Lady bugging

When you conspire with ladybugs to get them to land on your friends face.

Hey little ladybugs you guys are pretty cool can you go start lady bugging my friend over there.

by D_P123 February 9, 2018

Blagging

From the French Blaguer or Blague meaning to joke.

Person 1: My sister is Cassie.
Person 2: Really?!?!
Person 1: Nah, I'm just blagging.

by Lauren28 April 17, 2008

blugging

the act of performing sloppy sexual fantasies

After blugging so much last night i needed to take a shower

by ANACONDAa123 August 21, 2018

Mommy Blogging

The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.

Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right

by koriandr December 15, 2015

binge-blogging

A period of excessive or uncontrolled indulgence in logging thoughts that are published on a blog.

I think i am binge-blogging; I just fired off five posts at one go.

You can tell that I am down when you see me binge-blogging voraciously about random topics that seem to make no sense.

by Laremy Lee February 5, 2006

Blurging

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

by maroon6 November 29, 2011

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011