Blogero

A person who blogs for fun
A Filipino who keeps a weblog

You don't have to be a Pinoy to be a cool blogero!

by timlight January 27, 2010

loaf of bloke

A scary ass piece of bread that's in a kids show about god. Oh course the Internet didn't let this slide so now the piece of bread is a satanic loafer.

Did you see that video of loaf of bloke fuckin SCARY man.

by Lillysilva653 May 3, 2017

Bloner

This is when a firecracker is inserted into a man's urethra and detonated.

Someone told me that Jim got a bloner last night and his life will never be the same.

by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013

Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

by hhbd January 28, 2009

blop shot

a term in call of duty in which you find yourself in a gun battle against a second chance bitch. When you should've killed him, he falls into 2nd chance and kills you with his primary instead of a pistol. WTF? 402THUNDER402 invented the term to vent his frustration on the broken perk, second chance.

Player #1: (shoots to kill second chance wookie) Got ya bitch!

Player #2: (falls to second chance and kills player #1 with primary) trololololololol

Player #3: BLOP SHOT PRO WTF (instant rage quit)

by Kevin1334 July 23, 2011

bloke

Bloke: an informal English word for man, similar to chap, guy, feller/fella/fellow,geezer.
Often thought of as an Australian word as it is commonly used over there. The Aussie Bloke is a stereotype of a typical Australian Man, i.e. loves sport, beer, bbq's.
It's used in UK and Aus. in the same way guy and dude are used in America

According to a local newspaper in the Midlands, the word originated in the Black country (an area near Birmingham, UK), but I'm really not sure how much truth is in that!

'Look at that fat bloke over there!'
'Right, what are you blokes drinking?'

by D7 October 29, 2006

Good Bloke

Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.

A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"

by AussieTERMS May 12, 2016