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Blokedance

The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
by The Chairman February 20, 2006
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Blocked

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.
Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...
by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020
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When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.
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bloked

The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass
" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"
by Perrrdizzel May 14, 2005
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D-blocked

Comes from Y.O. Yonkers home of the brave...
D-Block is a rap group consisting of Jadakiss, Sheek Louch, Styles P(The Lox) and J-Hood...but it was turned into a word which means To Get Robbed or somethng taken away from you
Yo son u juss got ur shit D-Blocked.

yo he D-Blocked ya jacket
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blocked

guy1: here you were blocked last nigh
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