Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.
Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!
by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008
Get the Blondesmug. by blondie May 6, 2005
Get the Blondesmug. Stupid people that you can usually find anywhere and there so stupid you lose brain cells talking to them
by Chance101 December 28, 2021
Get the Blondesmug. less a hair color, and more a personality trait, meaning lacking in common sense; misconception that people with blonde's have more fun, when in reality they just think everything is amusing because they're really never quite sure of what's going on
I just had a blonde moment.
by miSs kAtiE June 21, 2005
Get the blondemug. When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.
Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.
by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006
Get the Blondenessmug. a hair color. really that's it. not quite dumb but generally called a ditz. but not all blondes are. it's just a steriotype that people need to get over.
a girl that has RED hair runs across the street when she is not sapposed to and narrowly escapes getting nailed by a car.
my mother: she must dye her hair.
(saying she must naturally be a blonde)
my mother: she must dye her hair.
(saying she must naturally be a blonde)
by shawty royal June 18, 2008
Get the Blondemug. someone who is totally like bright and cheery and sunny. and like she is so fun to be around. also someone who is like EXTREMELY proud of their haircolor. blondes are like so much more like happy with their hair. and if their not, there usually a brunette who had like a bad happening with hair dye/bleach. blondes usually are hot. and a true blonde you can tell apart from those nasty wannabee fake ones. thats right.
Blonde: Your face looks terrible!
"Blonde": Oh my gosh! WHY!?
Blonde: because you used to be brunette and dying your hair is so like wannabee and if you arent naturally like blonde then it just DOESNT work. sorry. =)
Elle is a blonde. (me)
"Blonde": Oh my gosh! WHY!?
Blonde: because you used to be brunette and dying your hair is so like wannabee and if you arent naturally like blonde then it just DOESNT work. sorry. =)
Elle is a blonde. (me)
by elled December 28, 2005
Get the blondemug.