A) Person who exceeds the
average douche
bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.
B.) Solution to a
situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last
night? Who was he? Oh my fucking
fuck I dont need a
bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.