A) Person who exceeds the
average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.
B.) Solution to a
situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an
STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch
blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last
night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A
douche blimp.