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douche blimp 

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
douche blimp by Nosie April 30, 2010
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velvet blimp 

sex in the men's assholes
Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?
velvet blimp by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020

info blimp 

basically people being so knowledgeable that their ego is inflated because they think theyre better than you based off of their not having a life and having time to read encyclopedias on saturday nights.
girl 1: "Where is iceland anyways?" girl 2: "It's between Greenland and Ireland...duh." girl 1:" stfu! you're such an info blimp!"
info blimp by fried plantains June 23, 2009

puttin' the blimp in the hangar

Inserting the penis into the vagina.
Kristi loves it when I'm puttin' the blimp in the hangar.

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

pimpin' blimp 

1: cool blimps or just blimps in general

2: pimped out blimp w/ platinum and purple shag carpets
OMG when I grow up my rich husband's going to buy me a pimpin' blimp.
pimpin' blimp by HannerBananers October 29, 2010