A) Person who exceeds the average
douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.
B.) Solution to a situation in which
the person you slept with is
extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized
adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened
last night? Who was he? Oh my
fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.