blended ewok

A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.

Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.

Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.

*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!

by beeurd July 30, 2008

New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.

Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!

by Mikeology October 12, 2017

Gender blender

A machine in which a male and a female enter intending to blend genders. They exit as two beings with no gender, one possessing both a penis and a vagina and one without anything. Their sexualities remain the same.

Oh I don’t have a gender, I went in a gender blender when I was 10.

by 14inch January 6, 2019

Allans blender class

Litty awesome
SO COOL
THe best
Awesome

You are such a allans blender class person

by YourMomGeiy January 5, 2020

Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Blendergeist

An apparition that causes harmless electronic items to turn themselves on at inopportune moments.

My blender came on at 2am last night for no reason. It must have been a blendergeist.

by Kungfu Zombie January 9, 2006

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017