beet

Commonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.

Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?

Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)

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Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?

Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11.

Jim- (places bobblehead on desk)

Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)

Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)

(theme song plays)

by <3theoffice July 26, 2010

Black beetle

A hoe that wants or needs money that wants to have sex just for the money another name is a gold digger

That hoe just fucks me and takes all my money! She's such a black beetle

by Dex354 November 8, 2016

beetlebug

Someone who is the best of the best and the most beautiful woman in the whole world.

beetlebug that my bb is

by sphonks January 29, 2022

leetle beetchez

marios way of saying little bitches

mario: ohhhh you leetle beetchez

by 24 karat savage April 26, 2019

bleether

another word for blunt, joint, etc

"Yo my nigga, roll up a bleether!"

by Eiht Bizzle May 6, 2009

Beetlejuice

A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.

I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike

by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005

Beetabega

1. A genetic cross between a rutabega and a beet 2. Usualy apeals to children who love rudabegas but hate beets.

Tim Atkinson

by JKD February 13, 2003