Breeder

1: slang term used by some childfree people for one who has a child and/or has many after that, refuses to discipline the child/ren, thinks the sun rises and sets for their child/ren, look down upon people who do not have children, and are in general very selfish and greedy when it comes to their whims and those of their child/ren, especially if they can use their parenthood status or their children as an excuse to get their way. A female breeder is commonly called a moo, and a male breeder a duh.
2: slang term used by people of homosexual persuasion to refer to heterosexual couples, who have a significantly higher risk of contributing to the population increase than the homosexuals do.

"Can you believe the nerve of those breeders? They come in to a nice restaurant and proceed to sit by and watch while their progeny shriek and run all over the place, and then let the children make a huge mess and do not even tip the waitstaff. Disgusting..."

by Child Hatter May 13, 2003

Breeder

A Person whose only true accomplishment in life is to reproduce.

Jerry will never be a legend like Einstein or Tesla nor will he be myth like Hercules or Thor...no jerry will only be a breeder because in the end that’s all he’ll contribute to the world.

by DEZtheDESTROYER November 19, 2018

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

bull-breeder

The female equivalent of a metro-sexual. A woman who posesses the qualities of a stereotypical lesbian (bull-dyke) despite being heterosexual (breeder).

"C'mon, she works in construction! She has a mullet! She's GOT to be a lesbian."
"Nah, she has a husband. She's just a bull-breeder."
"Well, that's not exotic, is it?"
"Nope."

by Leif OC December 12, 2007

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

bastard breeder

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.

Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.

by DzNutz December 3, 2007