Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.

She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.

by Friedlad August 21, 2013

baunched

The result of one smoking a fat-ass J or drinking a one or two C45s

woa, eyes about to bleed, that dude is BAUNCHED!

by David Simpson September 29, 2005

car blanch

Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority

Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.

by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016

bitch ass eric blanchard

A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷

by Marxbabe2 May 20, 2020

Blunch

The meal between brunch and lunch.

I was still hungry after having brunch, and it was too early for lunch, so I had some blunch.

by nonsuch10 October 17, 2010

Blanchard's Paradox

The dilemma that all autogynephilic men must confront: stay a man and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of not being a woman; or become a woman and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of all the hormone therapy nuking your sex drive.

I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.

by muggsymoon May 8, 2022