blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)

by Dimitri September 18, 2003

barking starfish

A man or woman's asshole

I had a curry last night that is causing havoc with the barking starfish

by Andrew Wilkins May 13, 2006

barking abbey school

Barking abbey and place full of silly boys that claim to be 'roadmen' because they post sc videos of them showing off there dads money. A place full of skets that legs are always open releasing a fish odour. This school is a high risk of stds. Danger zone.

What's the shit down the road?.
That's just Barking Abbey School.

by Thathathathat. March 10, 2017

blacking out

When you get so wasted/faded that your brain stops storing conscious memory's, and anything that you do while blacked out will not be remembered tomorrow.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.

"Dude, Bob's blacking out."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."

by Osark January 16, 2008

barking mad

Furious, apoplectic, absolutely beside oneself with rage. (Imagine a rabid dog, foaming at the mouth and - wait for it! - barking...)

Can also refer to someone who is unbalanced (using "mad" in the British sense, referring to an insane person).

I think Dick Cheney's just barking mad.

by The Divine Miss M February 25, 2006

[bob barking]

bob barking is when a man cums in the back of a woman's throat as she try's too say "the price is right" without coughing or choking

hey honey do you want too play bob barking tonight "i can't my throat is still sore from the last time you ejaculated in my throat as i tried to say "the price is right".

by daniel a wood January 19, 2009