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blaps

A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
by anne on a mouse December 24, 2005
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Blauser

(BLOU'-ZER)
The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.

Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.
I forgot her birthday so to make it up to her I gladly offered her a Blauser.
by D. Stevens June 21, 2010
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Blaser

'Wassup Logan Blaser?"
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Blaper

Blaper Blā'pər is a contraction of the words blog and paper.
-noun
1. A sheet of Web space to write on
I would like to get my thoughts on a sheet of Blaper. I have a great story all I need is a nice piece of Blaper to put it on.
I Blapered the internet with my story.
by Alexander Variety January 23, 2009
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pig blapped

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.
by big bizzie August 23, 2008
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Blasey Ford

Kavanaugh is in the urban dictionary, but Blasey Ford is not.
by Booker T. Spartacus September 27, 2018
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Blaps

same as "brap" just sounds better!
that left bomb was sikk blaps blaps!!
by Blapage April 27, 2008
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