the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.
by stefmanxx April 01, 2008
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Blip Blap Bloop

*In the club with friends*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
by tozzaaaa October 26, 2020
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ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021
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Blap Dond

The sound you make when you nut and dond being done
Dude I had a dope time blap donding
by TooManyPlanes June 04, 2018
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Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.
"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."
by blapped247 April 24, 2017
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blap bop

blap bop has 2 definitions

1. slap and fart
2. splash and boop
I did a blap bop in my bed
by Mr. Pigeon April 15, 2022
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Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
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