trucker's bladder

A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.

Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.

by bravokilotwo February 7, 2015

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bladderskite

(n) referring to an idiot or fool, a particularly stupid person. Someone who offends you in some fashion.

Tommy shat on the toilet seat, he's some bladderskite.

Where'd ye put me yokes, ye bladderskite?

by Feeke The Red February 13, 2008

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Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.

by PeteJ December 9, 2008

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Bladder Face

A derogative name for someone with bad acne.

Gosh- what a bladder face! i dont think that acne will ever go away!

by Ellie Kelly January 30, 2009

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bladderflies

when a person is so nervous that they have the urge to pee. (getting surgery, boarding a rollar coster, ect.)

Doctor: well, due to your test results you do infact need your tonsils removed imedietly.

patient: Oh man...um before you guys start, i gotta pee...

Doctor: No you don't, you're just getting bladderflies.

by xipp zap September 20, 2009

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