bladder level

Refers to how full one's bladder is.

If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.

However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.
Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.

Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.

Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.

Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!
by uh... bob. April 28, 2009
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Gazzy-bladder

relating to someone who cannot drink more than a mouthful of beer before rushing off to evacuate their bladders
He's got a real gazzy-bladder. That's the third piss he's had in ten minutes
by Tom B April 21, 2003
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woolies bladder

Someone who need to pee all the time, particularly when out on the raz.
From “Woolworths” as in cheap and or crappie
"I need to take a wiz"
"Jez Drew again! You just went, man you got a woolies bladder"
by DavieCC October 01, 2007
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cum bladder

The ability to store semen in d urinal tract for 30 days upon which d semen drys up . Preventing a person from using his penis
I think I have cum bladder
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
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mind over bladder

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!
by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011
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shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder
While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.
by analearthquake May 09, 2011
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pop that rat's bladder

A positive expression that something is great, enjoyable, fun, exciting, etc.
"That giant cowabunga wave is really gonna pop that rat's bladder!" - a surfer
by coolestcoolofall December 01, 2020
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