Bournville college

Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered

Have you heard of Bournville college?

Yeah it’s full of begs

by Oxford inspector October 28, 2021

bjoern disorder

A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem

That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.

by fishcfishface April 26, 2022

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

Bjorn

Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.

perfect bjorn

by yes please bb February 14, 2014

Bourne It

To run away or hide, usually from some one in a position of authority or legally standing

Shit why the fuck did you smash that 247 window dude? I can see a police officer heading right over here... Fucking Bourne It!

by Banffscott May 23, 2008

boourns

Boourns is not similar at all to boo, it is in fact the opposite of booing.

It comes from an episode of The Simpsons when Mr. Burns made a film for a film festival that no one in the audience liked, so they booed him. Burns, being surrounded by yes-men for his whole life was unfamiliar with being booed so Smithers told him they were chanting "boourns" rather than booing.

Mr. Burns stood up and asked the audience if they were booing or if they were chanting boourns. They responded by booing him, except for Hans Moleman who admitted to chanting "boourns" which leads one to the conclusion that Moleman liked the movie and was using the expression to show his enjoyment.

Idiot: "Dude, that movie sucked. Boourns!"
Other Guy: "You idiot, boourns is used for a good movie like Borat."

by My Name August 19, 2007

bourneville boullevard

The anal passage.
the arse
the bum hole

Gary drove his pink Cadilac up Bourneville Boullevard
while Quentin moaned and writhed with almost comic intensity

by Reg Varney February 18, 2008