Big Dick Lens

A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.

Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10

Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!

by KenRockwell69 August 13, 2018

Big Dick Daddy

A good-looking man who is well endowed.

Hey girl, is he a big dick daddy?

by Glen F May 12, 2008

Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome (BDS) is when a guy believes that his realistically big dick compensates for any actually ability to fuck. Symptoms are skipping foreplay, not rubbing a clit, ramming it in, claiming then need for magnum condoms and a general lack of regard for the sexual partner because they’re too focused on their big dick.

I thought the sex was gonna be good but that motherfucker has a severe case of Big Dick Syndrome (BDS)!

by A. B. Dick October 4, 2019

big dick bandit

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007

big dick boy

boy with a huuuge cock

dude 1: You know Jeff? He's a big dick boy.
dude 2: I know right!

by human fucking garbage November 1, 2018

Big Dick Rob

The name "Big Dick Rob" can be a title given to any human or animal with a naturally gargantuan dong. The origins come from a man named Rob that had a large penis, he was given the nickname "Big Dick Rob" and the rest is history.

"Holy shit have you seen his cock Martha?"
"Yeah! He really is a Big Dick Rob"

"Hey! There he is, it's Big Dick Rob!"

by FisherPrice1928 February 22, 2017

big dick energy

Confidence, an aura if you will, that implies an above average-sized penis.

I had never met anyone with true big dick energy until I met Tom.

by okayalrightokaygeez February 19, 2019